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“Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org
And then people urge me everything is fine, of course it is, when you’re ignoring statistics that is.
Women’s complaints: We don’t make enough money, we’re hypersexualized, polticians vote over control of our bodies, we’re blamed for our own assaults
Men’s complaints: They keep saying they hate us
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
I got it so wrong. I don’t want to protect you from the world - I want to show it to you. There’s so much that I want to show you.
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
HILARIOUS EVERY TIME
Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.
“What if I took a series renowned for being progressive and philosophical and idealistic and did the reverse” JJ Abrams
mass effect 1: what the fuck are reapers
mass effect 2: what the fuck are collectors
mass effect 3: oh